Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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