Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
tell me about the fingering
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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