The brown eye won't let me do that either.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
