It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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