Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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