So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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