that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
