She announced her abortion via fbk
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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