You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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