this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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