btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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