Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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