Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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