So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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