Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
