Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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