Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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