Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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