Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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