i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
one might say we're banned from that church
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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