idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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