Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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