90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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