Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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