Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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