Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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