She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He felt like a one man threesome
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar