I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?