On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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