i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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