Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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