Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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