My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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