Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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