And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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