If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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