there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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