what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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