Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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