is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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