Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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