Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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