I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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