11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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