hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
