I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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