The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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