my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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