just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He? As in you personified your dick?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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