Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize