so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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