You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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