it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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