I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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